65 Best “Hocus Pocus” Quotes

Nearly 30 years ago, three wicked and eccentric Sanderson “Sistaaahs” forced their way into our hearts. Over the years, they’ve inspired thousands of interpretations of Halloween costumes, Halloween decor, Starbucks drinks, and even Airbnb! And now, with a sequel streaming on Disney+, how can you not feel invigorated to rediscover all the wonderful things we loved about the original film.

To help you out, we’ve rounded up our favorite quotes from the movie to inspire your inner witch. Find out if you’re a Winnie, Mary or Sarah by syncing the words to your favorite scenes on your Halloween movie night. Or use one to caption the perfect All Hallows Eve Instagram post. For more family-friendly Halloween movies to keep the movie marathon going this holiday, check out the best Halloween movies to stream on Disney Plus 2022.


  • “Sistahhhs!” – Winifred Sanderson
  • “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me sick!” -Winifred Sanderson
  • “It must have been an imp.” – Winifred Sanderson
  • “The dead man’s toe!” A dead man’s toe and a dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead man, dead dead dead dead. -Sarah Sanderson
  • “I smell like a child.” -Mary Sanderson
  • Winifred: “Take my hands and we’ll share it.”
    Mary: “Oh Winnie, how generous you are.”
  • “I’m beautiful! The boys will love me! -Sarah Sanderson
  • Mary: “We are young!”
    Winifred: “Oh, well… younger. BUT it’s a start!”
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  • Mary: “Winifred, you’re a twig of a little girl.”
    Winifred: “Liar! But I’ll be a twig forever, once I’ve sucked the life out of all the kids in Salem!
  • “Let’s brew another batch!” – Winifred Sanderson
  • “You witch! There aren’t enough children in the world to make you young and beautiful. – Binx Thackerie
  • “Haag! Sistahs, did you hear what he called you?” – Winifred Sanderson
  • “Book! Honey, come see Mom. -Winifred Sanderson
  • “Let’s see, amnesia, bunions, frostbite, cholera. Tsk. Tsk. We can do better than that, I think. – Winifred Sanderson
  • “Perfect as usual.” – Winifred Sanderson

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  • “Twist the bones and bend the back.
    Rid him of his baby fat.
    Give him black like black fur.
    Just… like… that!” – Sanderson Sisters
  • Winifred: “Don’t spin your panties! We’re just three nice old single ladies.”
    Mary: “Having a quiet evening at home.”
    Sarah: “Suck the life out of little children!”
  • “Cat has my tongue.” – Winifred Sanderson
  • “Imbecile! You all! My impious book speaks to you. On All Saints Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will call us from underground. We will return ! And the lives of all the children will be mine! – Winifred Sanderson
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  • “But everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by candy makers. It’s a conspiracy. » -Maximum
  • “Hey, how many times do I have to tell you. My name isn’t Ernie anymore, it’s Ice. Ice.” -Ernie “Ice”
  • ” You have money ? Hollywood!” – jay
  • Ernie: “Gee. We don’t get cigarettes from you, we don’t get money. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?”
    Max: “Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.”
  • “Wow! Check out the new ellipticals. – jay
  • “Boo! I scared you! I scared you! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I’m Allison, Allison. Kiss me, I’m Allison. – Dany
  • “For your information, he’s a little leaguer!” ” – Dany
  • “Hey, rich people. They’ll probably make us drink cider and bob apples. – Dany
  • “Ohhhhh Allison, huh? ” – Dany
  • Allison: “By the way Dani, I love your costume.”
    Dani: “Thank you. I really like yours too. Of course I couldn’t wear something like that because I don’t have any… What do you call them, Max? Yabos? Max loves your yabos. In fact, he loves them.
  • “Next year we’ll go trick or treating as Wendy and Peter Pan. With pantyhose, or it’s no deal. – Dany
  • “‘Legend says that on a full moon it will raise the spirits of the dead when lit by a virgin on Halloween night.’…So let’s light the suction cup and meet the old chicks.” -Maximum
  • “Oh, come on. It’s just a bunch of sleight of hand. -Maximum
  • Max: “What happened?”
    Dani: “A VIRGIN lit the candle.”
  • “My lucky rat tail! Right where I left it!” -Sarah Sanderson
  • “She’s so well-fed and plump. Shish-kebaby!” -Mary Sanderson
  • “Well done, Max! -Binx
  • Marie: “It’s a black river.”
    Sarah: “Maybe it’s not too deep. (Screams!) It’s firm! It’s firm as rock.”
    Winifred: “Why is it a road!”
  • “What a pretty spider.” -Sarah Sanderson
  • “Come! We are flying!” – Winifred Sanderson
  • Binx: “So for three centuries I guarded their house on All Saints’ Day, when I knew that a reckless virgin might light the candle.”
    Dani: “Well done, Beachhead!”
  • “Hahaha! It’s just a bunch of tricks!” -Winifred Sanderson
  • “Faithless lover,
    Long dead.
    Deep asleep in your bed of worms.
    Wiggle your toes, open your eyes,
    Turn your fingers to the sky.
    Life is sweet, don’t be shy,
    On your food, so I say! – Winifred Sanderson
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  • Mary: “Sisters! I have an idea. Since this promises to be one of the most difficult and stressful evenings, I suggest that we form a calming circle.”
    Winifred: “I’m calm!!”
    Mary: “Oh, sister, you’re not being honest with yourself. Are we? Huh? Come on.
    All: “Mother!”
  • “Farewell, deadly busboy!” -Sarah Sanderson
  • Police officer: “Come here. Are you a virgin?”
    Max: “Yeah.”
    PO: “Really?”
    Max: “Look, I’m gonna get this tattooed on my forehead, okay?”
  • Devil: “I want you to meet the little woman.”
    Winifred: “He has a ‘little wife’?”
    Mary: “That looks delicious.”
  • “Behold, a torture chamber!” – Winifred Sanderson
  • Master’s wife: “Hush him, Satan!”
    Sarah: “Oh, you shouldn’t talk to Master in such a way.”
  • Devil: “They call me Master.”
    Master’s Wife: “Wait until you hear what I’m going to call you!”
  • “Sisters, look. It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark. Hey, ewww, it’s candy. Why would Master give us sweets? -Mary Sanderson
  • Winifred: “Sisters! All Hallows’ Eve has become a night of romping, where kids wear costumes and go wild.”
    Sarah: “Amok! Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!”
  • Dani: “This cat here, Binx. That’s right. He can talk. My brother is a virgin. He lit the black flame candle. The witches came back from the dead and they are after us. We have Need help.
    Mom: “How many sweets did you eat, honey?”
    Dani: “Mom, I didn’t overdose. I didn’t even eat it. They’re real witches. They can fly and they’ll eat all the kids in Salem. They’re real!”
  • “I put a spell on you! And now you’re mine! -Winifred Sanderson
  • Sarah: “What is this place?”
    Mary: “It stinks of children.”
    Winifred: “It’s a prison for children.”
  • “(Howl) Welcome to High School Hell. I’m your host, Boris Karloff, Junior. Hahaha! It’s time to meet our three contestants, Sarah, Mary and Winifred Sanderson. Have you read any good spell books lately?” -Maximum
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  • “Hag tracks! Catch it.” – Winifred Sanderson
  • Winifred: “Why why why was I cursed with such silly sisters?”
    Sarah: “Just luck, I guess.”
  • “Goodbye. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye to life. Goodbye goodbye. Goodbye all that. -Winifred
  • “Come! We are flying!” – Winifred Sanderson
  • “Boy down!” -Sarah Sanderson
  • “Come, little children,
    I will take you
    In a land of enchantment.
    Come, little children,
    The time has come to play
    Here in my garden of magic.” – Sarah Sanderson
  • Winifred: She really hurt me.
    Mary: “She’s just jealous.”
    Winifred: “She doesn’t even know me. You know, I always wanted a kid and now I think I’m going to have one…on toast!”
  • “Stop! Let me see your driver’s license, hahah!” -Winifred Sanderson
  • “Lady! Bitch! You horse-toothed, mop, firefly from hell! I’ve waited ages to say that. -Billy
  • “Bowl! I killed you once. I’ll kill you again, you evildoer. -Winifred Sanderson
  • Billy: “Go to hell!”
    Winifred: “Oh, I went, thank you. I thought it was quite lovely.”

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Andrea G. Henderson