47 Best Princess Bride Quotes

It’s hard to forget the first time you saw a movie like princess bride. The first time I saw it was the night my dad and two aunts took my sister and I to a theater where it was easy to sneak into other theaters and see several movies. Morals aside, it was exciting as a young kid to see the two princess bride and dirty dance in one night—twice! Whether it’s at a slumber party, a youth group, or one of the countless outdoor summer screenings that take place every year, we haven’t been the same since we heard those three magic words. down the huge hill of Gilder, “AS YOU WANT!”

Directed by Rob Reiner (from spinal valve and When Harry Met Sally notoriety), princess bride and its mix of satire, adventure and fantasy has kept us coming back for years, firmly establishing it as a cult film classic. We’ve rounded up some of our favorite lines to prove that point. Besides convincing you that it’s one of the greatest movies of all time, we also think they make the perfect addition to family movie night (you can stream Princess Bride on Hulu or Disney+). Print out your favorites and be ready to say your favorite lines as they appear on screen. Everyone becomes their favorite character for the night. One of our family favorites, “Have fun storming the castle!” is the perfect thing to say to someone heading for the door. Or even better, share your favorite quote with your best movie-watching partner as part of a fun movie night package that includes popcorn, favorite treats, and a copy of the movie. If you’re looking for other great 80s movies, check out our list of the top 25 80s movies you need to see.


“As you like!” -Westley

Grandson: “Hold it, hold it. Are you trying to trick me? Where’s the sport? Is it a kissing book?”
Grandfather :
“Wait. Just wait.”
“When are you okay?”
Grandfather : “Keep your shirt on.”

“I will never love again.” – Buttercup

“My People, Princess Buttercup!!” -Prince Humperdinck

“Am I going crazy or did the word ‘think’ escape your lips? You weren’t hired for your brains, you hippo landmass! » -Vizzini

“And you! Friendless. Brainless. Hopeless! Desperate! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Jobless? Greenland!” -Vizzini

Inigo Montoya: “This Vizzini, he can make a fuss.”
“Buzz, bustle. I think he likes to yell at us.
“He probably means no harm.”
“It really lacks charm!
“You have a great gift for rhyme.”
“Yes. Yes. Another time.”

“Anyone want a peanut?” » – Fezzik

“Inconceivable!” -Vizzini

“I only go boating.” – Fezzik

“I wonder if he uses the same wind as us?” » -Montoya

“You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means. -Montoya

“We cannot trust masked people.” – Fezzik

Montoya: “I don’t want to force it, but don’t you happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”
Man in black:
“Do you always start conversations that way?”

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“I’m going to walk up to the six-fingered man and say, ‘Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.'” -Montoya

“My path is not very sporty.” – Fezzik

“I don’t even play sports.” – Fezzik

“I don’t envy you the headache you’ll have when you wake up. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of great women. – The Man in Black (Westley)

Vizini: “Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in black:

“Never face a Sicilian when death is at stake!” Ahahahahahah!” -Vizzini

Princess Buttercup: “There’s no better hunter than Prince Humperdinck. He can track a hawk on cloudy days. He can find you.”
Man in black: “Do you think your dearest love is going to save you?”
Princess Buttercup:
“I never said he was my dearest love, and yes, he will save me. That I know.”

“I loved more deeply than a killer like you could dream of.” – Princess Buttercup

Man in black: “I mean, once you hear that a hacker has gotten lenient, people start disobeying you, and then it’s just work, work, work all the time. “
“You don’t care about my pain!
Man in black: “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

“You laughed at me once. Never do it again! I died that day! – Princess Buttercup

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is set it back for a while. -Westley

Grandson: “They kiss again. Should we hear the kiss part?
Grandfather :
“One day, you might not mind so much.”
Grandson: “Go to the Swamp of Fire. That sounded good.”
Grandfather : ” You are sick. I will make you happy.

Buttercup: “We will never survive!”
“That’s nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one has ever done it.”

“It’s not that bad. I’m not saying I would like to build a summer house here, but the trees are actually quite beautiful. – Westley (about the swamp of fire)

“Hold it. Hold on, Grandpa. You read it wrong. She’s not marrying Humperdinck. She’s marrying Westley. I’m just sure. After all Westley did for her, if she didn’t marry him no, that wouldn’t be fair. – Grandson

“So bow to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Mud, Queen of Filth, Queen of Putrescence! Boo! Boo! Waste! Dirt! Vase! Mud! Boo! Boo! Boo! – The Old Booer

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“Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I have my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to plan, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame. I’m overwhelmed. -Prince Humperdinck

“I wouldn’t say such things if I were you!” -Prince Humperdinck

“The king’s stinky son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful topic. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice cut-out paper and pour some lemon juice on it? We are closed!” -Miracle Max

MiracleMax: “Defeat him or I’ll call the Brute Squad!”
“I’m part of the Brute squad.”
“You are the Brute squad.”

“Don’t push me, son. You rush a miracle, maybe you get rotten miracles. -Miracle Max

MiracleMax: “Son, true love is the best thing in the world, except for a good MLT A mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so gay. I love it. But that’s not what he said. He distinctly said, ‘To blave’. And as we all know, ‘blave’ means ‘bluff’. So you play probably at cards and he cheated…”
Valerie: ” Liar ! Liar ! Liaaaaar!
MiracleMax: “Stand back, witch!
“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!”

“What, Humperdinck? Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!” – Valerie

“The chocolate coating makes it easier to come down.” – Valerie

“Have fun storming the castle.” -Miracle Max

“I’ve always been a quick healer.” -Westley

“Don’t harass him, he’s had a tough day.” – Fezzik

“Mawwwage. Mawwage is what brings us to today. Marriage, this blessed arrangement. This dream, in a dream! – The Impressive Priest

The Impressive Cleric: “So I love. Truuuue lovvee, will follow you forever. So cherish your love…”
Prince Humperdinck:
“Go to the end!”

Westley: ” No ! To pain.
Prince Humperdinck:
“I don’t think I know that phrase well.”
Westley: “I’ll explain. And I’ll use small words, so you’re sure you understand, you warthog-faced jester.”
Prince Humperdinck: “This may be the first time in my life that a man has dared to insult me.
It won’t be the last.”

“It’s conceivable, wretched, vomitous mass, that I’m only lying here because I don’t have the strength to stand.” -Westley

“Drop your sword.” -Westley

Inigo Montoya: “You know, it’s very strange. I’ve been in the revenge business for so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
Westley: “Have you ever thought of piracy? You would make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

“Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that have been ranked as the most passionate, purest, this one left them all behind. The end.” – Grandfather

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Andrea G. Henderson